Old Keith is an unreconstructed human on the wrong side of middle age, struggling against relevance deprivation, and fuelled by righteous and undirected indignation. Old Keith is not happy, and has decided at this later stage of life to take up lance and steed and go boldly forth in search of windmills. Despite their complete absence of lived experience, and the archaic state of their cultural understanding, Old Keith’s greatest wish is that their imprecations will appeal to those whose personhood, hopes and dreams are frequently ignored by others with the power to do better. Oh, and Laura Tingle. Old Keith’s pronouns are they and them.